Hudson
(by tom burke)
NAME - CHUBB HUDSON
AGE - 24
OCCUPATION - CUSTOMER SERVICE ADVISOR FOR A SANITATION COMPANY
MARITAL STATUS - NEUTRAL
LOCATION - SPUD’S
PHILOSOPHY - SEEK AN OPPORTUNITY AND TAKE IT.
WHO HAS BEEN THE BIGGEST INSPIRATION IN YOUR LIFE?
WELL I HAVEN’T REALLY MET ANYONE LIKE THAT YET. SO I CAN’T REALLY ANSWER. I HAVEN’T MET ANYONE THAT’S BEEN AN INSPIRATION TO MY LIFE. SO I’M SORRY, I CAN’T ANSWER THAT QUESTION.
WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN FIVE YEARS’ TIME?
I REALLY DISLIKE QUESTIONS LIKE THIS. IT GOES ALL THE WAY BACK TO SCHOOL, DOESN’T IT? WHERE THEY SAY ‘WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN BLAH BLAH BLAH YEARS’ TIME, WHICH IS JUST ABSURD. I MEAN A KID DOESN’T KNOW THAT. A KID CAN’T POSSIBLY KNOW THAT. THEIR LIFE’S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. HOW CAN THEY SEE THEMSELVES IN FIVE OR TEN OR 50 YEARS’ TIME? AND THEY MAY TRY TO IMAGINE WHAT IT’S LIKE BUT IT’S SILLY, BECAUSE IT’S UNREALISTIC, WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN FIVE YEARS’ TIME. AND HOW SHOULD I KNOW, HOW WOULD A CHILD KNOW, HOW WOULD SCHOOL-KIDS KNOW? IT’S STUPID. WHAT A STUPID QUESTION.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE REMEMBERED?
HOW WOULD I LIKE TO BE REMEMBERED? (LAUGHS) WELL IF YOU WERE IN MY SHOES, YOU’D PROBABLY SEE THAT NO-ONE IS GOING TO WANT TO REMEMBER ME. I’M SORRY BUT YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M LIKE. ME AND YOU, WE’VE ONLY KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR A BRIEF TIME. IF YOU KNEW WHAT I WAS LIKE, YOU’D REALISE THAT NO-ONE WILL MISS ME. I DOUBT I’LL BE REMEMBERED BY ANYONE.
AGE - 24
OCCUPATION - CUSTOMER SERVICE ADVISOR FOR A SANITATION COMPANY
MARITAL STATUS - NEUTRAL
LOCATION - SPUD’S
PHILOSOPHY - SEEK AN OPPORTUNITY AND TAKE IT.
WHO HAS BEEN THE BIGGEST INSPIRATION IN YOUR LIFE?
WELL I HAVEN’T REALLY MET ANYONE LIKE THAT YET. SO I CAN’T REALLY ANSWER. I HAVEN’T MET ANYONE THAT’S BEEN AN INSPIRATION TO MY LIFE. SO I’M SORRY, I CAN’T ANSWER THAT QUESTION.
WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN FIVE YEARS’ TIME?
I REALLY DISLIKE QUESTIONS LIKE THIS. IT GOES ALL THE WAY BACK TO SCHOOL, DOESN’T IT? WHERE THEY SAY ‘WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN BLAH BLAH BLAH YEARS’ TIME, WHICH IS JUST ABSURD. I MEAN A KID DOESN’T KNOW THAT. A KID CAN’T POSSIBLY KNOW THAT. THEIR LIFE’S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. HOW CAN THEY SEE THEMSELVES IN FIVE OR TEN OR 50 YEARS’ TIME? AND THEY MAY TRY TO IMAGINE WHAT IT’S LIKE BUT IT’S SILLY, BECAUSE IT’S UNREALISTIC, WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN FIVE YEARS’ TIME. AND HOW SHOULD I KNOW, HOW WOULD A CHILD KNOW, HOW WOULD SCHOOL-KIDS KNOW? IT’S STUPID. WHAT A STUPID QUESTION.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE REMEMBERED?
HOW WOULD I LIKE TO BE REMEMBERED? (LAUGHS) WELL IF YOU WERE IN MY SHOES, YOU’D PROBABLY SEE THAT NO-ONE IS GOING TO WANT TO REMEMBER ME. I’M SORRY BUT YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M LIKE. ME AND YOU, WE’VE ONLY KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR A BRIEF TIME. IF YOU KNEW WHAT I WAS LIKE, YOU’D REALISE THAT NO-ONE WILL MISS ME. I DOUBT I’LL BE REMEMBERED BY ANYONE.